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zooeydeschannoying:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

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(via frostingpeetaswounds)

timetthewolf:

onionwolf:

the-official-princess-club:

The Princess Club

Episode 57

Rapunzel your REAL mom’s the queen

And Elsa’s aunt

(via gnomequeenofthegingers)

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

(via dances-with-monsters)

bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

(via is-your-klondikebar-a-dildo)

gifyourass:

The Emperor’s new groove (2000)

If you’re not reading it with her voice you’re lying. 

(via pink21love)

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

(via sighdrogen)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

(Source: thelandofwtf, via dances-with-monsters)

beautifulquote:

Beautiful Quote #NewPost [4]

beautifulquote:

Beautiful Quote #NewPost [4]

(via whispersamongthestars)

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

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(Source: matsuoka-rin, via sighdrogen)

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

(via mayathemelonlord)