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whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via radwhitekid)

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

(Source: hamtaryo, via beyoncevevo)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via laugh-addict)

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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(via hotboyproblems)

Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

wxng:

asian:

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portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

(via lamelohan)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via lamelohan)

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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(via hotboyproblems)

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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(via beyoncevevo)