yourfavoritethirdwheel

ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

(via mysecondsdontcount)

50freefly:

months ago

me: michael phelps is going to come back

world: nah.

now

world: image

me: image

(via swimmer--life)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

image

(via pizzafortheteenagesoul)

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via hotboyproblems)

buckybarrnes:

never trust someone who says they don’t like captain america

(via jetraydude)

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via tumblurusername999)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via caseyanthonyofficial)